Don’t you just love passive aggressive notes that spell it out for offenders? Covering everything from car parking spaces to communal areas left in terrible states, here are some great examples of passive aggressive notes that get their message across loud and clear!
An Ice Cold Fridge Note
A secret lemonade drinker has been told straight with this note. Did the criminal guzzler stop their beverage sampling? Who knows, they’re brave if they didn’t!
Take a Stroll You Pain in the Ass!
A thief who decided to take a short walk with a stroller and leave it nearby gets told which part of the human anatomy they resemble. Clearly the owner wishes them to take a stroll off a cliff!
Is the Culprit a Moron? It’s a Puzzle!
A jigsaw playing jerk has been mixing up the pieces and this puzzler plays no games letting them know they’re a waste of space. Is this the work of a disgruntled pensioner? Who else plays jigsaws?
A Double Whammy
Where are all the dishes going at night time? In the dishwasher you jackass! A classic case of corrective post-it notes. It’s obviously not Gordon Ramsay, there’s no swearing.
Cat Fight on the Horizon
A woman scorned indeed! Only a lady would write a biting note spoiling for a rumble in bright pink. Whether eyes were eventually scratched out remains a mystery.
A Vandal Speaks!
In this rather ironic note, a scribbling imbecile chastises another note leaver for vandalising a wall by, um, vandalising a wall. Biro scrawled genius.
Not Hitting Home
Leaving a note telling people to empty the bin makes sense, but the kitchen users seem to have taken great joy in dumping and leaving as much trash as possible. Spelling out the obvious is a no-no.
Peeping Tom Scalded
It’s obviously rather discomforting to have people staring through your window. However, putting a small sign that encourages people to look directly at your window to read it is a bit daft!
Creative Tree Protection
This is awesome. Following the vandalism of a tree, a note creator with great taste in music uses the image of Brit rockers The Police to warn the wrongdoers. This is a note with a Sting in its tail.
Droppings on the Menu
Dog owners letting their dog dump on people’s pavements are scumbags. One enraged home owner has chalked their disgust and made it clear what will happen if they catch the perpetrator.
Have a Word with Yourself
This easily distracted student has put a note up reminding them of what they need to avoid doing. They’ve even listed watching porn! I hope they can write with their other hand.
Woodwork Warning
Following a night of hardcore banging a note is left for the noisy culprit. Rather than a carpenter, it might be the handy work of the porn loving student above.
Greedy Guts Gets It
It should be easy to identify the thief of these lunches and energy drinks. It’s the person who has put on 4 stone, has a pelican chin and whose chair finally crumples like an accordion beneath them!
Crowd Notes Gets Car Owner Fined
In this example of neighbourhood hostility, the poor owner of a car someone has tried to steal has received so many notes scalding them about their alarm that the authorities have fined them! Surely alarms are supposed to attract attention? Better let them steal it and keep everyone happy?
They Say Romance Is Dead…
Not quite Keats is it? After a disappointing tryst with Katie, Tristan says it with spite rather than flowers, even using capitals to emphasise that things probably aren’t going to work out.
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